i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore
like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit
Once I was in a supermarket and I saw this really hot guy who worked there. He looked around my age and my friends dared me to go flirt with him. They actually told me what to say and I was bored so thought why not? I went up to him and asked where I could find the condoms. He took me to the isle and asked me if I needed any help choosing to which I seductively replied ‘Which ever ones you normally use’. We ended up ditching my friends and fucking in the back room
Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced
it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
if you think otherwise grow up
SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME