"Don’t confuse everyone’s
open arms as an invitation
to come inside and sit down.

Remember that some of us
are simply the doors
to an empty home
that someone else forgot
to close on their way out."

thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff:

ollivander:

frequencyratios:

Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.

shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents

Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.

(via norsetrickstergodloki)

"Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time."

You know you have Fibromyalgia when

thebarbaragordon:

you overhear two women who are 73 & 90 discussing ailments at Physical Therapy and you can completely identify.

(via chronicillnessmemes)

"I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways."

an actual thing my thirteen year old brother just said

  • if girls are asking to be raped because their clothes don't completely cover all of their bodies, then boys are asking to be kicked in the balls just because they don't wear cups everywhere.

howtoloseaguyinonetinder:

ladyzolstice:

gaywings:

meowkait:

television show idea:

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

i want a petition for this

 

Amazing.