"Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence."

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince. (via wordsnquotes)

(via isoropia)

imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

(via thearchdukeofcockatoos)

bugsgiving:

PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA

(Source: speedlimit15, via thearchdukeofcockatoos)

twerkdatash:

I don’t want to meet my favorite band member in a fanbase setting so they have to be nice to me I want to meet them in a spontaneous situation where they accidentally run into me on the street and spill my coffee on me and apologize profusely and insist on buying me another one and then fall hopelessly in love with me bc my wit and charm are so undeniably intriguing idk too much to ask maybe idk

(via lonelymonalisa)

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

(via dynastylnoire)

(via lonelymonalisa)

no-need-4-hats-thx:

if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker

(Source: angelic-pooper, via isoropia)

glowcloud:

its just funny how straight people assume ur straight so u will be sitting right next to them while they talk about gay people like theyre an abstract concept

(via thearchdukeofcockatoos)

hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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(via ruinedchildhood)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit